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News of Some Recent Skirmishes in the Sex War
how’s it going between men and women at kitchen sink level
when it comes to the crunch?
who does the housework, who cooks the lunch?
who takes who to be wined and fed
who gets you-know-who so drunk that he/she ends up in bed?
(I ask you)
who strokes?
who pokes?
who washes up while who pours out the drinks?
it’s all got much more complicated than we think.
who’s the leader, who gets led?
who’s the two-timer and who’s bled?
who gets the morning tea while you-know-who cool
as a cucumber would you believe it just lies there
lazing around reading cosmo spik and clunt
lazy sod in bed?
who wears the high heels, who looks good in pink?
who sorts out the likely talent with a know-it-all wink?
it’s all got much more complicated than we think.
our sexual roles and fondles have been reallocated it seems
who now is the practical one who screams
when he/she sees a silly little mouse?
who’s head is feather-filled, who’s feet are made of lead?
who gets taken home to meet the folks
and ends up getting a pass made at him/her by randy Uncle Fred?
who spends too much of their time in unhealthy bars?
who flashes the credit card, who sports a tiny touch of mink?
who drenches themselves in rauncy pauncy tang of sea salt
sweat-style glu-jo to cover up the stink?
it’s all got much more complicated than we think.
who mends the fuse?
who gets the blues?
who seems to forget who he/she is meant to be going out with
when he/she’s had too much to drink?
who pays for that lovely dinner?
who just sits tight and says sincerely ‘thanks!’?
who finds love wherever they go?
who stays at home and wanks?
who surf rides so high, so high, on life’s ice rink?
who loses their balance and falls into the drink?
it’s all got much more complicated than we think!
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Jeremy Sandford FanClub Archives
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