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The Warp

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Brunettes leave me cold’

that’s what he always used to say.

I passed brunettes by until finally I met a girl

who had got something to show me.

Here’s how she put it’


I shampooed new colour excitement

into my hair with Deep Beech. I was radiant


I changed my tune.

I had to’

Later the same man very much took against ginger girls.

Ginger girls terrify me’

That was how he put it.

However one day he met what he took to be a different girl.


I shampooed new colour excitement

into my hair with Autumn Amber


Colour excitement but not the same

colour excitement. Autumn Amber’


It was so easy! Just one shampoo

and my hair was ablaze! Fiery gold!

And the effect on him?


Set me alight too

Just – look at me!’

Next, typical man, he took violently against black hair.

Black hair?’ he said, ‘Doesn’t do much for me’

Dreary’ was another expression he used for it.


But I set to work, and once more

shampooed new colour excitement

into my hair with Raven Jet!


Once more I changed my tune.

I love her!’


Be bewitching, daring, winsome, demure!


Find surprising new adventures

and be the life of the party!


Have it with your hair tinted

blond beige gazelle.


Or if you prefer to be the exotic type

only more so, try Panther Jaguar


All available from Deep Beech Tress

Colour Promotion.


Tomorrow’s sensations come again today.


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