The Schoolgirl Scandal of Mucky Farm
All seemed quiet down at Manor Farm
Outside snow drifted quietly and fluffily into crevices
Edging round the stones with its gentle caress
Snow covered animals mooed baaed and neighed
But inside in a secluded hayloft
Things were not quiet at all as ...
Thirteen schoolgirl Lolitas were selling their bodies to Grandads
And this squalid sex ring when it all came out
Shocked even experienced police officers
To hear that girls so young and
well, we can hardly call them innocent!
For as little as one hot dog for masturbation
Or a giant cornet, three sarsparilla lollipops and a
neopolitan split with nut chippings
for ‘featherbed treatment’
Were peddling their tender sex to elderly men.
The Judge, Mr Arthur Charles de Van Poer Chenevix Tench,
Had trenchant things to say when the thirteen curvaceous
Schoolgirls romping high breasted lively came before him in court.
To hear of their indulging in what His Worship called
‘Such an Unusual form of Away from Home work’.
Even journalists, wise and liberal men who’ve seen it all
In many and various parts of the globe
Africa, South America, the Far East even, Aden,
Could hardly put their fingers down straight
On the keys of their typewriters ...
As there flashed through their minds
the hardhitting no nonsense phrase the next day
was to sum it all up;
THE SCHOOLGIRL SCANDAL OF MUCKY FARM!
So now for a line-up of the young ladies in the case,
from Gloria Toiletry our Tellyfun and showfunbiz editor.
Gloria’s outfit for today is shimmering seethrough toile
in puce and grise.
Ivette looks chic enough for a sheik, let alone a silly old farmer.
Ivette is wearing black silky lace-trimmed harem panties
and a lace-trimmed jacket at £6.95 a set
available in sizes from 10 to 16, assorted colours,
they’re just the outfit to bring a touch of that
old black magic to those long winter nights in the hayloft
and sure to set her partners pulses soaring.
And second, Juliette.
Juliette is wearing a slashed neck peachy babydoll
nightie from Dorothy Perkins (also available in blue, turquoise and cerise).
At £5.99 it’s certainly a snip that’s calculated to create plenty of pillow talk and wideawake admiring glances, even from silly old unemployed farm labourers
Even when he’s sleepy, Juliette’s partner isn’t likely to get tired easily
and that should turn his thoughts away from VAT and dung.
And now Loretta.
Loretta is wearing a dusky pink
Satiny romper suit with jacket to match
at £12.99 a set, also available in jade from Topshop
if you’d like to claim your share of the action
go and get one now!
The Grandads were shown what were described as
naughty books to arouse them, the court heard.
While, in a pigsty, the girls waited
Around for their turn to bounce around in the hay
with Jeremiah Stogett et Al – his brother Al.
Nor was the sexual act the only thing
that could be bought at Mucky Farm.
The schoolgirls also posed in their erotic
nightgear for kinky photographic sessions
with no film in the camera!
Uncovered in January at Framley, near Blogstable,
This sleazy sordid sex ring prompted His Worship
To speak of the many persistent and long standing
fallacies which he felt were rife in these areas
and which should and must be cut down to size and
of the vital importance of keeping us, the public,
constantly reminded that we are daily in danger
of being overwhelmed by an ocean of filth.
Right at the centre of it all, the court was told,
Was burly Jeremiah Stoggett (71) farmer and seed merchant
The schoolgirls took it in turns to fondle him
and turn him on
Then there was partly blind agricultural labourer
David Tupsley (64) of Stillview Cottages, Eastleigh.
He cooked the girls beefburgers in exchange for cuddles
But barred some of them because he found
Their ffing and blinding offensive
and taught them to sing hymns,
himself playing harmonium in Ivington Mission Chapel.
Another man, a disabled miner, Donald Ackers (54)
was first approached outside a supermarket.
Sex games followed in a wood and in a barn at his home,
Tump Farm, Hillside, the court heard.
Butcher Jack Hobbes (65) of Darnleigh Villas, Exleigh,
was also blatantly approached and asked if he would
pay for sex.
After that he left notes pinned to joints outside the
butchers, containing love assignments for the girls.
Al Stoggett, also partly disabled after a mining disaster
was also named and so also was
Pam-Davis (78) an epileptic, mentally subnormal, born
with only three fingers on one hand, the court was told.
Sir Denis Bloxham, Bart, (56) completed the squalid eight.
He has difficulty in walking and remembering who he was
said the Judge, His Worship Arthur Charles de Van Poer
Chenevix Tench, summing up.
He did obscene drawings of the schoolgirls
On House of Lords notepaper
But, he claimed, everyone who knew him
would vouch for it that he was really just a very pleasant
nice old chap.
The elderly eight, whom pressmen dubbed
the mucky monsters of Manor Marsh
pleaded guilty to a total of
four thousand and twenty-six cases of unlawful
intercourse and indecent assault.
And the Judge, Mr Arthur Charles de Van Poer Chenevix Tench
‘I am not surprised that you have been reviled
and shunned by all right minded respectable people.’
‘One’s first reaction,’ said the Judge, ‘is to send
them all to prison, every girl Jack of them.
And I expect that is where most of you expect to go
But, he added, in handing out a swingeing
six month suspended sentence all round,
‘I’m going to take a more lenient course.
Take me take me oh take me to Mucky Farm.’
Becky Davis, our fashion editor, adds;
Girls used their pocket money to buy make-up and
accessories and in general
were carefully got up,
eyes darkened with eye shadow in
the Dreambridge range of make-up
Peluce, Seduce, Rubarella and Delice predominating.
Shoulders and breasts liberally dashed with oo la la.
Three of them wore naughty Jokey Spanish fleur
picture lace drenched in la odeur de ferme
To teaze the men again and yet again ... poor chaps!
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